Bugout! A Novel Coronavirus Novel Ch. 47

My fellow 2020 graduates. No, check that. Fellows we’re not, right, sisters? No girl in her right mind wants to be a dick. Woooooo! So what’s up, fam? I got lit and ran away from home yesterday and expect to be on some beach somewhere sometime in the next week. That’s also why I’m Facebooking […]

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Bugout! A Novel Coronavirus Novel Ch. 46

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to day number whatever of this unconstitutional lockdown of the American economy. I’m JayJay Bone and you’re on the air. Listeners hear Bone draw deeply on a Parliament filter cigarette and blow smoke at the mic. Thank you for taking my call, JayJay. This is Bethany, the Mrs. Pizza […]

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